Laughter Is The Best Medicine - Part 2

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Re: Laughter Is The Best Medicine - Part 2

#821 Post by ktan » Sun Mar 04, 2012 9:08 am

Re: British English vs. Malaysian English‏

Who says our English is teruk? Just read below - Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to-the-point, effective etc.

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone call for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who call?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I would like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me.

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey! Put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians: No need lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing at the door) Can ah?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: No need shy shy one lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I would prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want lah.

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err...Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice? I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for sometime. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment..
Malaysians: Die lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: What happened ah? Why like that one lah?

WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it. Here, let me show you.
Malaysians: Like that also don't know how to do!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me?
Malaysians: Celaka you!
-KT :)

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Re: Laughter Is The Best Medicine - Part 2

#822 Post by sonnyoh » Mon Mar 05, 2012 10:59 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: Hahahaaa.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

You made my day lah KT.. :D

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#823 Post by ktan » Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:25 am

Hi sonnyoh,

You are welcome. I am glad the joke makes your day.
-KT :)

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Re: Laughter Is The Best Medicine - Part 2

#824 Post by kissnight » Mon Aug 27, 2012 12:54 pm

Lady Golfer
Four lawyers in a law firm lived and died for their Saturday morning round of golf. It was their favorite moment of the week. Then one of the lawyers was transferred to an office in another city. It was not quite the same without him.

A new woman lawyer joined their law firm. One day she overheard the remaining three talking about their golf round in the break room.

Curious, she spoke up, 'You know, I used to play on my golf team in college and I was pretty good. Would you mind if I joined you next week?'

The three lawyers looked at each other. They were hesitant. Not one of them wanted to say 'yes', but she had them on the spot. Finally one man said it would be okay, but they would be starting pretty early at 6:30 am. He figured the early Tee-Time would discourage her immediately.

The woman said this might be a problem and asked if she could possibly be up to 15 minutes late.
They rolled their eyes but said this would be okay.
She smiled and said, 'Good, then I'll be there either at 6:30 or 6:45.'
She showed up right at 6:30 and wound up beating all three of them with an eye-opening two-under par round. She was a fun and pleasant person the entire round.
The guys were impressed! Back in the clubhouse, they congratulated her and happily invited her back the next week.
She smiled and said, 'Sure, I'll be here at 6:30 or 6:45.'

The next week she again showed up at 6:30 Saturday morning. Only this time, she played left-handed. The three lawyers were incredulous as she still managed to beat them with an even par round despite playing with her off-hand.

By now the guys were very amazed, but wondered if she was just trying to make them look bad by beating them left-handed. They could not figure her out. She was again very pleasant and did not seem to be showing them up, but each man began to harbor a burning desire to beat her!

In the third week, they all had their game faces on. However, this week she was 15 minutes late! This had the guys irritable because each was determined to play the best round of golf of his life to beat her.

As they waited for her, they figured her late arrival was some petty gamesmanship on her part. Finally, she showed up. This week the lady lawyer played right-handed, which was a good thing since she narrowly beat all three of them. However, she was so gracious and so complimentary of their strong play that it was hard to keep a grudge against her. This woman was a riddle no one could figure out!

Back in the clubhouse, she had all three guys shaking their heads at her ability. They had a couple of beers after their round which helped the conversation loosen up. Finally, one of the men could contain his curiosity no longer. He asked her directly, 'How do you decide if you are going to golf right-handed or left-handed? '
The lady blushed and grinned. She said, 'That is easy. When my dad taught me to play golf, I learned I was ambidextrous. I have always had fun switching back and forth. Then when I met my husband in college and got married, I discovered he always sleeps in the nude.

From then on, I developed a silly habit. Right before I left in the morning for golf practice, I would pull the covers off him. If his '*Johnson*' was pointing to the right, I golfed right-handed and if it was pointed to the left, I golfed left-handed.

Astonished at this bizarre information, one of the guys shot back, 'But what if it's pointed straight up in the air?'

She said, 'Then I am fifteen minutes late.'


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Re: Laughter Is The Best Medicine - Part 2

#825 Post by kissnight » Mon Aug 27, 2012 12:56 pm

At the Dentist
Just at the moment when the dentist was leaning over towards his patient to take care of her teeth, he was startled.
"Excuse me, Miss, those are my testicles that you are holding."

"I know," answered the patient.

"We two should be very careful not to hurt each other, ..... Agree?"


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#826 Post by bartmp8 » Sun Sep 02, 2012 11:00 am

This song was as a result of a recent incident in Singapore where a
mainland Chinese family complained about their Indian neighbour's curries.


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#827 Post by bartmp8 » Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:03 am

Dirty Jokes

My 1st time having sex. I suddenly stopped and didn't move.
She: "What are you doing?"
Me: "I've seen this on YouPorn, it's called Buffering.

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The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited.
Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on
salesmanship .
Little Sally led off. "I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30" she said proudly,
"My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."
"Very good", said the teacher.
Little Debbie was next. "I sold magazines" she said,
"I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events."
"Very good, Debbie", said the teacher.
Eventually, it was Little Johnny 's turn. The teacher held her breath.
Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box
full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467", he said.
"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?" Toothbrushes", said Little Johnny .
"Toothbrushes", echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"
"I found the busiest corner in town", said Little Johnny ,
"I set up a Dip & Chip stand and I gave everybody who walked by a free sample."
They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog poop !" Then I would say, "It is dog poop . Wanna buy a toothbrush?"

Little Johnny got five stars for his assignment.

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Mother was out, and dad was in charge.
She was maybe 2 1/2 years old.
Someone had given her a little 'tea set' as a gift, and it was one of her favourite toys.
Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when she brought him a little cup of 'tea',
which was just water.
After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, mom came home.
Dad made her wait in the living room to watch her bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!'
Mum waited, and sure enough, here she came down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy; and she watched him drink it up.
Then she said, (as only a mother would know),
"'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?"

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An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to
her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a
conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total
stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
" Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no GOD, or no
Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.
"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a
question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but
a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"
The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks
about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified
to discuss why there is no GOD, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after
death, when you don't know shit?"
And then she went back to reading her book.

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A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of the animal one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.
As he arrived home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away.
He put the beast out and headed home.
Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further, and the cat would always beat him home.
At last he decided to drive a few miles away,
turn right,
then left, past the bridge,
then right again
and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife:
"Jen, is the cat there?"
"Yes",
the wife answers,
"why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answered,
"Put the little bastard on the phone, I'm lost and need directions."

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After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician.
'Doctor,'
the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair.
She can't possibly be mine!!'
'Nonsense,'
the doctor said... 'Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors
may have contributed red hair to the gene pool.'
'It isn't possible,'
the man insisted.
'This can't be, our families on both sides had jet-black hair for generations.'
"Well, said the doctor,
"let me ask you this. How often do you have sex???"
The man seemed a bit ashamed..
'I've been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice every few months.'
'Well, there you have it!'
The doctor said confidently....
"It's Rust."

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#828 Post by bartmp8 » Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:25 am

More Dirty Jokes

A blind man was walking down the street with his dog.
They stopped at the corner to wait for the passing traffic.
The dog, at this point, started pissing on the man's leg.
As the dog finished the man reached into his coat pocket and
pulled out a dogie treat and started waving it at the dog.
A passerby saw all the events happening and was shocked.
He approached the blind man and asked how he could possibly
reward the dog for such a nasty deed. The blind man replied
"Oh I'm not rewarding him, I'm just trying to find his head so I can kick his freaking' ass."

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A man left work one Friday afternoon. Being payday, instead of going home,
he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and spent his entire paycheck.
When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife
and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.

Finally, his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him,
"How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"

To which he replied, "That would be fine with me."

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife.

Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.

Thursday, the swelling went down just enough
where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

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Two elderly ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke,
when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom,
cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
The other lady asked, "What's that?" "A condom," the lady responded.
"This way my cigarette doesn't get wet." "Where did you get it?" the other lady asked.
"You can get them at any drugstore."
The next day, the second lady hobbled herself down to the local drugstore
and announced to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy looked at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age),
but politely asks what brand she prefers.
"It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel."

The pharmacist fainted.
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A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking,
the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them,
then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table,
grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"
The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron.
"He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."
He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again,
and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.

While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it,
sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted.
"Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron.
"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron.
"He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"

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A Deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms.
He has difficulty communicating with the pharmacist,
and cannot see condoms on the shelf. Frustrated,
the deaf-mute finally unzips his pants, places his dick on the counter,
and puts down a five dollar bill next to it.

The pharmacist unzips his pants, does the same as the deaf- mute,
and then picks up both bills and stuffs them in his pocket.
Exasperated, the deaf mute begins to curse the pharmacist wildly in sign language.
"Look," the pharmacist says, "if you can't afford to lose, you shouldn't bet."

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Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal.
The guy has no arms. As Bob's standing there,
taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak.
Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Bob to help him out.
Being a kind soul, Bob says, "Ah, OK, sure, I'll help you."
The man asks, "Can you unzip my zipper?" Bob says, "OK."
Then the man says, "Can you pull it out for me?" Bob replies, "Uh, yeah, OK."
Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds of mold and red bumps,
with hair clumps, rashes, moles, scabs, scars, and reeks something awful.
Then the guy asks Bob to point it for him, and Bob points for him.
Bob then shakes it, puts it back in and zips it up.
The guy tells Bob, "Thanks, man, I really appreciate it."
Bob says, "No problem, but what the hell's wrong with your penis?"
The guy pulls his arms out of his shirt and says, "I don't know, but I ain't touching it."

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A farmer buys a young Cock. As soon as it comes to farmhouse,
rushes & mounted all the 150 Hens.
Farmer is impressed.

At lunch, the Cock again screws all 150 Hens,
Farmer gets worried now.

Next day, he finds Cock doing the Ducks, Goose & Parrots too.

Later, he finds Cock lying Pale, half-dead & Vultures circling over it's head.

Farmer says: horny bastard,u deserve this !

The Cock opens 1 eye, points up & says:

Sshhh! Don't shout, let them land .

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Girl : "Forgive me father for I have sinned."

Priest : "What have you done my child?"

Girl : "I called a man a son of a bitch."

Priest : "Why did you call him a son of a
bitch?"

Girl : "Because he touched my hand."

Priest : "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)

Girl : "Yes father."

Priest : "That's no reason to call a man a son
of a bitch."

Girl : "Then he touched my breast."

Priest : "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)

Girl : "Yes father."

Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a
bitch."

Girl : "Then he took off my clothes, father."

Priest : "Like this?" (as he takes off her
clothes)

Girl : "Yes father."

Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a
bitch."

Girl : "Then he stuck his you know what into
my you know where."

Priest : "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know
what into her you know where)

Girl : "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"

(after a few minutes)

Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a
bitch."

Girl : "But father,he had AIDS!"

Priest : "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"

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#829 Post by bartmp8 » Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:18 pm

Dirtier Jokes

A farmer rears 25 young hens and one old cock.

As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently,
the farmer bought one young cock from the market.

Old cock to Young cock:
"Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity.

Young cock: What you mean? As far as I know, you are old & should be retired.

Old cock : Young boy, there are 25 hens here, can't I help you with some?

Young cock: No! Not even one, all of them will be mine.

Old cock: In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition & if I win
you shall allow me to have one hen & if I lose you will have all.

Young cock: OK. What kind of competition?

Old cock: 50 meters run. From here to that tree. But due to my age,
I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters.

Young cock: No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning.

Confidently, the following morning, the Young cock allows the Old cock to start off
& when the Old cock crosses the 10 meters mark the Young cock chases him with all his
might.

Soon enough, he was behind the Old cock back in a matter of seconds.

Suddenly, Bang.....!

Before he could overtake the old cock, he was shot dead by the farmer, who cursed,
..
...Farmer says: "Hell!!!! This is the fifth GAY cock I've bought this week."

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A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka.
The bartender says, "Six shots? What's wrong?"

"I found out my older brother is gay," replied the man.

The next night, he walked into the bar again and asked for six shots of vodka.
"What now?" asked the bartender.

"I found out my younger brother is gay," replied the man.

The night after that, the man walked into the bar again and asked for six shots of vodka.
"Geez, does ANYBODY in your family like women?" asked the bartender.

The man replied, "Yeah, my wife does."

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A radio station was running a competition – words that weren’t in the dictionary
yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense.
The prize was a trip to Bali.

DJ: “96 FM here, what’s your name?”

Caller: “Hi, my name’s Dave.”

DJ: “Dave, what’s your word?”

Caller: “Goan... spelt G-O-A-N pronounced ‘go-an’.”

DJ: “You are correct, Dave, ‘goan’ is not in the dictionary.
Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”

Caller: “Goan f#ck yourself!”

[The DJ cut the caller off and took other calls, all unsuccessful until...]

DJ: “96 FM, what’s your name?”

Caller: “Hi, me name’s Jeff.”

DJ: “Jeff, what’s your word?”

Caller: “Smee, spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced ‘smee’.”

DJ: “You are correct, Jeff, ‘smee’ is not in the dictionary.
Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”

Caller: “Smee again! Goan f#ck yourself!”?

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A big city doctor visits an Indian tribe full of men, he asks
"How do you guys relieve your sexual tension?"
"Simple, just come down to the river tomorrow and we'll show you."

The next day the doctor shows up and sees a group of men near a donkey.
One man says "Since you're our guest you get to go first."

The doctor not wanting to go against custom starts to kiss,
then proceeds to have sex with the donkey.
Then a man in the group asks "Are you almost done Doc?"
"We need the donkey to cross the river in order to get to the tribe of women."

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Mark was lying in bed with his new Thai girlfriend in a hotel in the Thai resort of Phuket.

After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing Mark's testicles - something she loved to do.

As Mark was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you love doing that so much?"

"Because", she replied, "I really miss mine."

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An elderly couple is enjoying a 50 year anniversary dinner together in a small tavern.
The husband leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we
had sex together over fifty years a go? We went behind this tavern where you leaned
against the fence and I made love to you.”

“Yes,” she says, “I remember it well.”

“Ok,” he says, “How about taking a stroll round there again and we can do it for old time’s sake.”

“Oooooooh Charlie, you devil, that sounds like a good idea.”

There’s a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this,
and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks,
“I’ve got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence.
I’ll just keep an eye on them so there’s no trouble.”

So he follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support,
aided by walking sticks. They finally get to the back of the tavern
and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt,
takes her knickers down and the old man drops his trousers.
She turns around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in.

Suddenly, they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen.
They are bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds. This goes on for about forty minutes.
She’s yelling, “Ohhh, God!” He’s hanging on to her hips for dear life.
This is the most athletic sex imaginable. Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn’t know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle
to their feet and put their clothes back on. The Policeman, still watching,
thinks that was truly amazing. He was going like a train. I’ve got to ask him what his secret is.

As the couple passes, he says to them, “That was something else.
You must have been having sex for about forty minutes.
How do you manage it? You must have had a fantastic life together.
Is there some sort of secret?”

The old man says, “Fifty years ago that wasn’t an electric fence!”

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"Give it to me!" she yelled
"I'm getting wet! Give it to me now!"

She could scream all she wanted but I'm keeping the umbrella to myself.

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A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.
One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."
"Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them.
Thanks for telling me officer.

"Well, now, not so fast," said the cop.“Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"

"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course.
A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower Garden.
It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?

So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers.
Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say,
'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.'

"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way,
what's in the other bag?"

"Not everybody pays."

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A guy thought his wife was cheating on him.So he waited for her to leave that night
and jumped in a cab to follow her. By following her he found out she was working in a whorehouse.
The guy says to the cabbie, "Wanna make a $ 100?" The cabbie says, "Sure, what do I have to do?".
The guy replied that all the cabbie has to do was go inside the whorehouse
and grab his wife and put her in the back of the cab and take them home.
So the cabbie goes in.

A couple of minutes later the whore house gets kicked open,
and the cabbie is dragging this woman out who is kicking, biting, punching,
and fighting all the way to the cab.

The cabbie opens the door to the cab, throws the girl inside, and tells the man, "Here hold her!!"
The man looks down at the girl and says to the cabbie, "THIS AIN'T MY WIFE".
The cabbie replied, "I KNOW, IT'S MINE; I'M GOING BACK IN FOR YOURS!

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Re: Laughter Is The Best Medicine - Part 2

#830 Post by bartmp8 » Thu Feb 21, 2013 1:55 pm

Walter

President Obama goes to a primary school to talk to the kids.
After his talk he offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand, and Obama asks him his name.
" Walter," responds the little boy.

"And what is your question, Walter?"

"I have four questions"
First, "Why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress?"
Second, "Why do you keep saying you fixed the economy when it's actually gotten worse?"
Third, "Why did you say that Jeremiah Wright was your mentor, then said that you knew nothing
about his preaching and beliefs?"
Fourth, "Why are we lending money to Brazil to drill for oil, but America is not allowed to drill for oil?"

Just then, the bell rings for recess.

Obama informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume Obama says, "OK, where were we?

Oh, that's right: question time..
Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. Obama points him out and asks him his name.

"Steve," he responds.
"And what is your question, Steve?"

Actually, I have two questions.
First, "Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early?"
Second, "What the hell happened to Walter?"

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